What I did to get back on those fuckers
So I was fired from my dining hall job. MOre on what I actually feel about that in further blogs... which isnt a whole lot. But here is a little bit of compensation I put the management through after they forgot to remove me from the listserve so I sent this out.
So, everyone, I have a story.
Imagine just doing your thing, job, studying, walking home from class. So I was walking home from class one day and this asshole calls me, I see it’s a 513 number I don't know it, and assume it’s Miami's Leave a Tip stupidity, so obviously I don’t answer it. So later that day, I decide to listen to all my voice messages. And along with Mel Kiper's request for draft day assistance, I receive the friendly you're fired voice mail from Bell Tower... PLACE (why just place is beyond me). And I quote, do not bother coming in for your shifts because we do not have the common decency to tell you why you are (and I quote) "terminated." And if you care to discuss this with us you can call blah blah blah, at this point I hit double 7 to automatically delete the message.
So the moral of the story is that, someone that reads the paper and sleeps while they are working (not to mention was in jail...) can fire peeps without the least crotch hair of evidence. So yeah, I get the no explanation voice mail pink slip, and the suckers don’t have the education to remove me from the ten fucking email a day listserve or the common decency to tell me why.
So, this last part is for the almighty management, if you would like to discuss this email please call 513- blah blah blah.
And have a nice day,
Sideshow P.S fill it up again P.P.S I'm getting fired from this job just to move on to medical school... suckers hahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahhahahHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHGAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHGAHAHAHGAHHASHAHAAHHAAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA
P.P.P.S what the hell, fuck you all, I'm out P.P.P.P.S. If you guys actually like my rants, keep me on the listserve (and payroll) and I will keep this worthless thing interesting.